snowmiserr:

one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. 
and it is Akon.  So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” 
he said you too and floated on.  

(Source: landofbluesmoke, via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

tastefullyoffensive:

[tamerax]
thefrogman:

[reddit]

iamtheslaughter:

lovelydyedlocks:

That internal struggle between wanting to grow your hair out and also wanting to chop it all off. 

image

Story of my life.

(via pinkprocrastinations)

the-yolocaust:

clowis:

the-yolocaust:

i need like 40 more followers hell yeah

what do you need them for

were taking north korea by sundown

(via pinkprocrastinations)

Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not